Here’s the full Glastonbury line up to date and a couple rumours still floating around.Why they’ll be great: They haven’t headlined since 2003 and the current tour has seen them mix both old and new to widespread acclaim. know how to put on a show and you’d imagine that they’d put in an extra special performance following their 2015 cancellation. Why he’d be great: He’s already sold out Wembley Stadium, so festivals seem like the logical step.
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